HEY viewers!

JOKE TIME! :)

A blonde is overweight ,

so her doctor puts her on diet.

"i want you to eat regularly for two days ,

then skip a day & repeat the procedure for two weeks.

The next time i see you , you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the blonde returns , she's lost nearly 20 pounds.

"Why , that amazing!" the doctor say.

"Did you follow my instructions ?" The blonde nods.

"I'll tell you , though , I thought i was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger , you mean ?" said the doctor.

"No , from skipping," replied the blonde.

Manage to catch the joke ? Hmm...

Currently feeling damn tired.

I'm so sick of school like seriously.

Can i dun go school tmr ?

I really hope i could sleep for days and dun wake up.

I am seriously lacking of rest & sleep.

Two days of weekend wasnt even enough for me. Damn!

Someone motivate me please!

I seriously need it :\

Your absence make my heart go fonder ♥